If you want him to want you

Then do what you must do

And do it the best you know how



Shave your legs

fry his eggs

Sunny-side up-side down

But If you break the yeller

you might lose your feller

It can happen in the blink of an eye

so scrub those pans

Lotion up your hands

He's bond to be worth a try



It's a sad situation

when your on vacation

and your sittin in slippers and robe

Oops He walks in the door

sees the mess on the floor

And realizes you've gotten OLD!!!



But if you want him to want you

then do what you must do

and do it the best you know how

Make a shift

Get That lift

Lose 30 pounds somehow!!



Now, If he's still a roamin

and leaves you home foamin

And you're feelin all up tight

Then do what You must do

tell him "bleep You!!"

And join the womens rights!!




BR>




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